Nai Harn Beach, Phuket W.I. Meeting

Phuket Island
NAI HARN Branch Meeting of the Women's Institute.

Present

Girt Biggun

Gipsy Rose

Teresa Trollop

Ruby B'llend

Vaseline Vera

Freda Gilder

Apologies for Absence

Nifty Nora (unable to attend due to heavy training session

for the 'Canary Islands' power-walking Championships.)

Nelly Dunn (unable to attend due to a special request,

as a major shareholder, to attend Phuket's 'Tops' Supermarket, AGM.)

Items on the Agenda

'Various Ways to extend your stay'

A talk given by Ruby B'llend.

'Advise on how to get up the Gully' by Freda Gilder.(Please bring your walking shoes)

Teresa Trollop will explain the art of ' Juggling humans'.

'How to hold down a job' by Vaseline Vera

'The Perfect Houseboy's Uniform'

A dressmaking class by Nifty Nora.

'English Language Lessons' – One to One – by Freda Gilder.

(These lessons will take place in Freda's car, with reclining seats and tinted windows.)

'First Aid Course' with Gypsy Rose.

'20 Things to do with a potato (in the tropics)'

by Nifty Nora (please note, Nifty will require

the potatoes to be prepared in advance.)

Everyone's a willing hand at the W.I.

'Advanced Medical Care' by Gypsy Rose.

'Advanced Juggling Forum' – not for the faint-hearted.

This will include multi-national juggling, with Teresa Trollop.

'Calendar Boys' – Photography at its best with Girt Biggun.

(please note, Girt is still hunting for Mr. November and Mr December.)

'Computer Studies – or – 'How to get in the 'back-end '

with Gypsy Rose.

Due to the absence of Nelly Dunn & Nifty Nora,the members present agreed to extend their demonstrations,

to include the following:-

To replace Nifty's Dressmaking class,

Ruby B'llend will demonstrate the art of cross dressing.

As a build up to Freda's Diving Course,

she will use Teresa Trollop to demonstrate the art of

'breath control' (or, how to keep your mouth shut, when

you are in deep water)

Vaseline Vera prepared herself

for her death defying party piece in 'escapology'.

Once 'greased' she managed to fold herself under her chair

and escaped (to the amazement of the crowd)

from eating anything..

Nelly and Nifty promised to give full attention

to their contribution at the following meeting

and assured (by proxy) the members wouldn't be disappointed.

Providing they can get hold of their castanets ,

they have promised a combined

demonstration in Spanish Dancing.

Nelly Dunn and Nifty Nora taking a break from shopping

The meeting ended 10 hours after it started.

The highlight for next month will be

the annual Beach Volley Ball Championships....

and the team can't wait!

the beachbum